Monica Lewinsky.
Monica Lewinsky.
I'm the crawling king snake
And I rule my dead.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Blowjobs![]()
Back, from the depths of Ulduar...
*rolls eyes*
leaf blower
"I place my left hand on your face as though we were to kiss. Then I suddenly shove my thumb deep into your eyesocket. Abruptly, decisively, like drilling a hole." -Silent Hill 3
Plant fetish.
"I wasn't about to let them get their grubby hands on it, so I hid it. Like a chipmunk, in my cheeks. Only I knew it wouldn't fit in my mouth so I had to use my backup cheeks. Still a tight fit but I knew-
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
rash (this post has to be at least 10 characters)
"I place my left hand on your face as though we were to kiss. Then I suddenly shove my thumb deep into your eyesocket. Abruptly, decisively, like drilling a hole." -Silent Hill 3
Sexually Transmitted Diseases (better known as STDs...10 character count)
I'm the crawling king snake
And I rule my dead.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Monica Lewinsky...
LOL
Back, from the depths of Ulduar...
*rolls eyes*
Acronyms. (Increasing minimum letter count...)
"I wasn't about to let them get their grubby hands on it, so I hid it. Like a chipmunk, in my cheeks. Only I knew it wouldn't fit in my mouth so I had to use my backup cheeks. Still a tight fit but I knew-
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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