Holy crap!! It's me!!

[Jesus Christ]

How long has it been? At least a year?

Wow. Okay, so who missed me? Or more believably, who didn't miss me?

[Richard]

I missed you.

[Omnislasher]

I missed you terribly, JC. Where did you go, young saviour? Go to your room! You're grounded until the next apocalypse!

[Richard]

JC will always be in my favour. She helped me smite someone once (seriously).

[M@574 L337]

I've really never been around when JC is around, so I cant say if I missed you or not.

[Dawnbird]

I think I missed you. Did you miss me? Maybe we missed each other. Or maybe we were triplets separated at birth. Kelly can be the other triplet.

[Omnislasher]

How's Damien, btw? Still around, JC?

[animeshounen]

Hello and welcome back.

[Jesus Christ]

Aw, thanks guys! I missed most of you, too. *glares at L337*

Omni, yeah Damien's still kickin' around. It'll be five years on October 1st. I'm suprised you still remember.

[M@574 L337]

Whats with the glaring at me? Would it help if I said I did miss you?

[Blade]

WHO'S THIS **** lol

[Jesus Christ]

As I'm sure I've said many many times before, you're an ass, Blade. In fact, you're the assiest ass that ever assed.

And L337... yes it would.

[M@574 L337]

Fine, I did miss you!

[Pyotr]

I missed you too. Seriously.

[Dawnbird]

Everyone loves JC. Even the aethists.

[M@574 L337]

Meh, liking them does not mean I'm a Christian.

[Dawnbird]

Who said you were a Christian?

[Morkelb]

i would say i miss you but i cannot recall your name from the dark nether reaches of my mind unless you and i were not on here at the same time

[Richard]

You were Morky.

[Blade]

As I'm sure I've said many many times before, you're an ass, Blade. In fact, you're the assiest ass that ever assed.

Aw JC I would hug you if you weren't so old. :rolleyes:

No really, it's good to have you back, Mary.

[Omnislasher]

Aw, thanks guys! I missed most of you, too. *glares at L337*
Omni, yeah Damien's still kickin' around. It'll be five years on October 1st. I'm suprised you still remember.

Surprised? Why? He's the one thing standing between me and you, right? How could I forget?

[Richard]

As I'm sure I've said many many times before, you're an ass, Blade. In fact, you're the assiest ass that ever assed.
And L337... yes it would.
Aw JC I would hug you if you weren't so old. :rolleyes:

No really, it's good to have you back, Mary.

Awww, all the love is still here after all these years!

[Jesus Christ]

Now I remeber why I came back. Youze guys are craaaaazy!

Dawny and L337, contrary to popular belief, I don't love everyone. But most love me. I don't care if you sacrifice babies to your dark lord or just eat nasty tasteless little wafers every Sunday in my name... you'll all love me anyways.

Omni... Damien wants to take me away from internet land now. ^_^

Morky if Jesus doesn't ring a bell, you may remember me as Ruby Tuesday. Or you may not.

And Richy... don't talk about the "love". I may just ban him again for old times sake.

[Dawnbird]

Actually, the only time I have (without duress) attended a religous gathering not of my own persuasion, I was about seven. My grandmother took Grandpa, my brother, and I, to some kind of meeting. I think it was Christmas Mass. All I remember is sitting on a hard bench and eating the bag of peanuts my Grandpa gave me. And hating Grandma.

[Richard]

Didn't you once go by JeoKitty or something too JC?

[Omnislasher]

Omni... Damien wants to take me away from internet land now. ^_^

Consider him dead. Don't worry, I'll fill the void.

[Jesus Christ]

Didn't you once go by JeoKitty or something too JC?

Yes, I did.

*edges away from Omni*

[Dawnbird]

Awww, but he likes you! Omni-EvilSpawn is only homicidal to other people, not JC. I think he fears smiting.

[M@574 L337]

Ooooo another spam bot of the same type.

[Blade]

And she replies in JC's thread! How thoughtful.

[Dawnbird]

Spambot gone. :)

[Richard]

I've just been banning them.

[Dawnbird]

You are spoiling my fun. How are JC and I supposed to feel useful if you get it before we do?

[Morkelb]

ah know i remeber you jc i was last here when ylou where ruby tuesday and would everyone just stop calling me morky i really hate that

[Dawnbird]

That would be why I do it. Should I call you Mooky-Mooky?

[Shaggy]

who is morky/morkl/mooky-mooky? is he a semi noob from while i was away?

[Richard]

Mork's been here longer than you.

[Dawnbird]

Morky/ Mooky-Mooky is Morkelb. I have known him and Vauly much longer than I have been on this site, entitling me to tag him with annoying nicknames. Hence, I have been calling him Morky. He objected, so, until the objection is retracted, I am calling him Mooky-Mooky.

[Blade]

I think Richard should rename him Morkles.

And JC can be SiniStar.

[Dawnbird]

Good idea. I think Mooky fits him better. Or Urzy-Wurzy.

[Jesus Christ]

And JC can be SiniStar.


Only if I can wear really tall platforms and glamgoth makeup and sing with the Misfits from Jem and the Holograms.

[Morkelb]

Good idea. I think Mooky fits him better. Or Urzy-Wurzy.


oh you really just love to try my patience don't you danwbird

[Blade]

Only if I can wear really tall platforms and glamgoth makeup and sing with the Misfits from Jem and the Holograms.

Your platforms will be so high that you could smuggle Puerto Ricans if you had to.

[Dawnbird]

She can have those weird platforms with goldfish in them.