My stand-up comedy video clips

[Yeast & Stuff]

Check 'em out, and let me know what you think. Don't simply gush over it, if something sucked ass, then I wanna hear it. Feel free to critique, and don't go easy on me.
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[Richard]

Hey Byron, put a link up, if you don't mind. I'm on broadband, and its taking well over 10 minutes to load.

[Cid Highwind]

I watched the two on MySpace. They're not bad, I'd like to see more.

[Yeast & Stuff]

Sorry about that Rico. Here be the motherfu<king links:

<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=-7GKEFacNEc">My first stab at stand-up comedy</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5M3HpAGImk">My first time dealing with drunken hecklers</a>

[Richard]

Yeah, they're actually not half bad Byron. You should do a stand-up routine on the $$$$ed up world of SX. (Not sex, like you mentioned in the myspace ones, but SX)

[M@574 L337]

Most of it was funny, but the part about picking up little girls.. that was more stupid then funny. and how do u know how kids today smoke? Did u go up and ask ur little brother or somethin?

[Yeast & Stuff]

Most of it was funny, but the part about picking up little girls.. that was more stupid then funny. and how do u know how kids today smoke? Did u go up and ask ur little brother or somethin?

That's my cheap laugh joke. Most of my new things are bits on my Iraqi heritage and they have longer setups and stuff. Thanks for checking my shizznit out, and I appreciate the love.

No Richard, I'm not gonna write any jokes about SX. I would have to spend a while explaining to people what an internet forum was, and that's not very funny. Then I'd have to explain who Square Enix is, and what Final Fantasy is. Maybe if I'm at a nerd convention I'll crack an FF joke, but otherwise, no.

Actually I don't know how kids today smoke. I sorta wrote that bit with the image of some 12 year old emo loser in mind who just got dumped. As much as I love to do the Joe Camel bit, it's rare that people actually remember who Joe Camel was, and get the joke.

[M@574 L337]

I rember Joe Camel, he was the mascot of the Camel somkeing co.