Tech problem

[Shaggy]

Here's a tech problem. While flying a cessna 180, my left rudder began to jolt at a 2 degree radius up and down. so my question is. how come my toaster won't work while unplugged?

[animeshounen]

Well you see you gotta call Marlon Brando over. You see he has these drumsticks he got from Helen Hunt as a father's day present that if you use in a certain way, will make that **** work. Otherwise, you gotta get the drummer from Coldplay over there and he'll milk one of his chickens that he farm raises on an island inhabited by pirates and parrots.


I dunno. Just try it.

[Shaggy]

I can't call MB over cause he's dead, and i havn't picked up how to summon the dead yet. That's next week's class.


Ninja Stars pwn j00

[Richard]

If all else fails, the dead clown can always spite you back to life.

[Shaggy]

If all else fails, the dead clown can always spite you back to life.

Clowns have a natural fear of the Wet Noodle Attack. So it only makes sense

[Richard]

Organ extractions of squeedleyspooges works well too.

[Shaggy]

Organ extractions of squeedleyspooges works well too.

I prefer to extract slipperysplooge from my organ thank you very much!!!

[Richard]

You obviously didn't get the reference to the almighty show known as INVADER ZIM!

[animeshounen]

(I did)

But to answer the real question.

Its because Toasters hate ninjas. Its a known fact.

[Shaggy]

no, i didn't get it. i prefer to watch adult swim thank you. they have ninjas.

Ninjas are all addicted to Robot Chicken

[Richard]

Robot Chicken has proven that women who act like felines fold their underwear. And we're not letting my friend who acts feline forget that.

[Blade]

My mouth tastes like Alyssa Milano. :(

[Richard]

Stop sharing your cinammon buns with her. Then you'll stop tasting her in your mouth, and you'll start tasting Cameron Diaz like normal people.

[Blade]

Okay, well I tried it and it works. Thanks for the help! A++