Hilarious!

[Wiznaibus]

Check this **** out. The guy whoever wrote these is @@@@ing hilarious, whoever he is. Bahaha!!

www.morningwiz.com

[Nanaki]

ahaha its so snazzy

[Wiznaibus]

Man, whoever the guy is who created that website, you should keep an eye on him.

Gyad, he's just so funny!

[Cid Highwind]

Damn, you got to it before I did. Oh well

[Iceman]

Geez, that guy's a bloody genius. Whoever he is, he should get promoted to being manager at McDonalds or something. What a guy.

[Wiznaibus]

I'm going to make it my life long goal to finding out who this guy is, and why he's not already president of the Universe.

[Sonsquidku V.2]

I heard that guy molested a prussian chipn'dales dancer. Then he headbutted a bee's nest. It was the most exciting couple minutes of his life. It's all been down hill from then.

[Wiznaibus]

Come now, he was also raped in the butt while he served prison time.

Oh god...now this thread just became uncomfortably serious.

Edit: Spelling error. "These hands. They were good, strong hands."

[Sonsquidku V.2]

You got raped? You should be ashamed. Science has proven that the only people who ever get raped have brought it on themselves. It's just a simple fact.

[Sir Nikon]

It's about time someone said this simple fact. I've known this for ages... Hell, last time I got raped, I kept screaming, "PLEASE RAPE ME!"

[Wiznaibus]

It's strange how that works out, Squiddy.

Hrm...I wonder why they call it rape.

[Nanaki]

no prison for me, I would probably end up being some *****'s ***** until I got all buffed out *cue Rocky music*

[Sir Nikon]

Maybe... You gotta figure that the people who make others their ***** have been there for quite a while and while you're workin' out, they'll continue to workout as well. Only way to get away from 'em is wait until you're mysteriously transferred at 2am to a place up north or until their sentence has been completed or they're paroled.

[Wiznaibus]

Or you could be like, "Listen you mother @@@@er! I'm going to be here for a very long @@@@ing time anyway, and I won't feel any regrets about jamming this mother@@@@ing pencil in your neck while you sleep!!!!!"

Then hope he doesn't kick you ass.

[Iceman]

That creepy person, whoever he is, should update more often. I've already read that site at least 7 times over. With more content, he could possibly rival the awesomeness of, uh, well, what DOES it rival?

[Wiznaibus]

I thought about that, Icy, and I concluded that there's no real point in updating until I get the forums up. That way, when I post new things, like the Different-Sized Boob Syndrome, Confessions of James Bond, or Identifying Creatures Across America: Black People, people will be able to comment on those articles in the forum.


Additionally, I think it would be really great if there was a small following before I put the website into full swing. But I'll probably put a new article up
every couple days, just because I'm bored and I have so many.

I mean...that's what I would do if I were the hilarious genius running that site, whoever he is.

[Spice]

Identifying the Perfect Breasts isn't new. I remember that one.

FRAUD.

[Wiznaibus]

But I still wrote it, woman!!!

I have full rights to whatever I write!

Anyway, you should check it out now that I've learned how to speak spanish. "How to pick up Mexican chicks."

It's awesome. It'll help you become a lesbian, Spicey.

[Spice]

I know Spanish too. Regardless, I can pick up any woman I want. The foreign women think that English is an attractive language. It's like you and your whole French accent thing.

I like your site though. Like a lot. If deviantart ever leaves, your site will be my home page.

[Wiznaibus]

Well, I can speak Spanish fluently. I sometimes don't always get every word when a Spanish speaking person is speaking to me quickly, but I never let them know that I don't know. Usually the rest of the sentence they are speaking tells me what they're trying to say.

French is the next language on my list...

So Spicey, what you're trying to say is that you'll be registering at morningwiz.com's forums whenever I get them up?

[Spice]

I would be honored to join such an orgasmic forum.

[Wiznaibus]

Lovely, my dear. Simply lovely.

I shall have to put you on reserve for the Christmas party we're having. Have you ever been to a real life orgy? Wait...tell me that you're over 18 now.

[Cid Highwind]

I'll join your forums, because I know Wiz's forum will PWN.

[Spice]

Nah. 18 will come later.

[Wiznaibus]

Ah well, Spicey. You're invited next year then, or whenever you turn 18. I will have no illegal activity in my house!! So for all the beer you drink, you'll have to stand outside.

Seriously though, if any SXers want to join my Christmas orgy, just let me know so I can set another mattress up. We need to have about an even number of guys and girls though. I'm not having a full blown bukkake, you sickos!

[Iceman]

Hell, I'd love to join ya, that is if there's girls there, which there probably will be. Thing is, well, I'm way the hell over here. *sigh*

[Knodr]

I'll be 18 by the time Christmas reaches around.

[Wiznaibus]

The ratio of guys to girls is about 4:3, so if some chicks volunteer, a couple of you are going to have to cut your penis off.

Sorry. Rules are rules.

[Spice]

Boo. You can just have another party in 3 years.

[Sir Nikon]

...post...

[Wiznaibus]

Oh god that felt good, Neko. Post again!

[Iceman]

Hey, Wiz, I thought about you this morning when I woke up and took a wiz this morning. That really DOES work to some extent.