Apparently I'm going to die?

[Blade]

This girl that goes to my school contacted me through MySpace.

Yeah, this one. (http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=8221982&Mytoken=20050521103853)

She was nice to me, sure. I added her to AIM since, well, she's kinda hot. It would've been a nice lay. I started talking to her, and I was being my usual self, making jokes and whatnot. She "lol"ed quite a bit, which is cool because it usually leads to friendship. Then, for some reason, she started saying weird things that I didn't understand. She said that I must be pretty dumb not to understand her, to which I accidentally replied, "Nigga please lol."

Apparently whenever a caucasian Irish punk-goth girl reads the term "nigga" on AIM, she goes crazy.

According to her, I'm a "bastard ****rag slut ***** @@@@er" or something of the sort, and "when [she sees me] walking down the halls, [she is] going to kick [me] in the balls." That's pretty promising, given that she's also going to tell her friends about what I said and they'll do a driveby on my house. She's half-black and lived in Harlem all her life, but she tried to kill herself after living there one year. Again I'm reminded of my status as "***** @@@@ing ****hole" and that I'm going to die.

This week, she was online again. When I asked her why I was still alive, she said that she was working on it. Then she said that she was kidding, and that I'm weird and I shouldn't talk to her or her friends anymore. I talked with one chick, Lauren, a 17 or 18 year old that's one grade lower than me. I talked with her for about fifteen minutes about Halo 2. And I'm weird.

I definitely wasn't as weird as I am with some of my other conversations. I was extremely normal with her. I'm the one getting threatened and listening to the backstory of her fauxpas past, and I'm the one that's weird.

Hey sister, at least I don't look like a @@@@in' fish.

[Sir Nikon]

*LOL* I love kids like this. They amuse me with their ignorance...

[Deathhound]

And that is why I don't talk to strangers. . .

Ah man, did she break the conversation, or did you? If it was you, bad move. I would have built on that, and would have started screwing around with the person's head and everything. Do that, and then you would have a conversation worthy of discussion in a thread like this.

[Otaku16]

i think people need to grow up... or cleansed form this planet... or bolth... but mostly grow up

[animeshounen]

There's this one chick at our school like that, too.

She's a pathological liar or something, I swear. She also seems to forget thing very easily. She tried giving me a handjob on a bus one time. But theres a difference between a handjob and a handjob from HER. She's a sickening slut. Now, I'm not saying that she lies ALL THE TIME...BUT...if she was telling the truth, she'd be

-An exchange student from germany

-Wiccan

-Christian

-Jewish

-Epileptic

-been raped about 4 times

Seriously. She's told me all that. And I think in the last 3 months she's gained about 50 pounds.


And now she went missing. She also said that my black friend pulled a knife on her. And I know him, and he doesn't even have a knife to pull if he wanted to.

And she never came back to school, and no one knows where she is.

Or...rather...does it matter anymore?

I think this is a case of girl who cried...slut?

[Richard]

Part of her profile: "NORRIDGEWOCK, MAINE, United States"
Where your IP traces to: "Boston"

And I thought you lived below Atlanta...

[Blade]

Don't you remember that I moved? I thought I mentioned it like three years ago or something when it happened.

Yeah DH, she broke the conversation. But I have power at school. And no matter what I do, I'll still graduate. ;)

Oh yeah, she's exactly like that AS. I was never up front with her on what I looked like, so there's really no way that she can know me well enough to say I'm weird. I only saw her at school once, from across the way at an assembly, and she gave me those looks. You know, the type that girls do when they're interested and they think they're being sexy? Yeah. After I barfed on the person in front of me, I thought that maybe I should start meeting the rest of the student body.

[Deathhound]

I take it that you go to a fairly large school, or at least by my standards.

There were about a hundred kids that went to my highschool, and that's really probably over shooting it. It was really common to go to a class with only five people in it, and everyone knew everybody.

If someone from my school IMed me, it would be quite possible to find out who the other person was.

Then again, there was this one time in seventh grade that I was IMed by a girl in my summer school typing class. This girl was sitting right beside me, but I thought I was talking to someone across the country or somthing. It was really emabarrising, because every guy in the room (that includes me) was trying to flirt with girls online. Actually, that's putting it lightly, seeing as we were all 13-12 year olds, we were basically saying stuff like "OMG! TELL ME YOUR BRA SIZE!LLOL!!!"

Suffice to say, I said some pretty obscene/stupid things to this girl, and she IMed me knowing that I would make an ass of myself. A freind of mine, who say next to her, put her up to it.


Cybering is gay.

[Blade]

I did that once. Tim reminds me every day, since he was the "girl." :(

Yeah, we have like 300 students in the graduating class alone, and probably 1500 total. We're not that big, but it's still quite the spectacle when we're all trying to get out of the double doors after an assembly. :D

I saw that girl today. I still don't think she knows who I am, unless keeping eye contact and being nice when she bumped into me is considered revenge. o_O I should ask her out next time. Then when I'm boning her from behind, I could tell her who I am. ;)

[Deathhound]

I did that once. Tim reminds me every day, since he was the "girl." :(


Dude! I've got to try that! Im going to sign up as a female AIM user, and im going to start flirting with this dude I know on aim. . . he'll sooo take the bait.

lmfao.

[Cid Highwind]

My school only has about 500 students total. I live in a small redneck town.

[Deathhound]

My school only has about 500 students total. I live in a small redneck town.

My school is five times smaller than yours, and you wanna know the sad part of that is? The district includes several towns.

[animeshounen]

I have the pleasure of 2200 students in my highschool.

And it's only a 9th and 10th grade school.


Wonderful!

So there's people in the hall you'll see one day, and never see them again the rest of the year, or remember them.

Welcome to whor-err....Plano, TX.

[Oboe]

Well, they do say everything's bigger in Texas.

My first high school was about 1600 people, grades 9-12. My second was 400. My graduating class was only 79 people.

[Blade]

Dude, Texas can shove its penis into an electron accelerator for all I care. I mean seriously, most of the people at your school fall into one of these categories:

Whore
Mexican
Indian
Have knives tied in hair

Stone Cold Steve Austin is the only contribution Texas has ever made to the world.

[Otaku16]

hmm 3462.. graduateing class... 361 lol 40% were freshmen

[Richard]

Soddy Daisy High School (a school here) has 2,000 incoming freshmen every year, and 400 graduating seniors every year. I love middle-of-nowhere redneck schools.

[Melchior]

Yeah, we have like 300 students in the graduating class alone, and probably 1500 total. We're not that big...

We had 300 that were in our graduation class, but our town was really deprived so most of them got involved in drugs and alcohol, and jobs. 182 Actually graduated, and over half of the Top 10 in our class cheated their way there.

[Nanaki]

hah Grade 10-12 school here, 2100 people, and plenty of crazy &&&&&es to go around

[Richard]

10 to 12 only? Our's was 9-12. There are some here that are 1-12, some that are 6-12, one thats 7-12, and of course, some that are 1-5 and 6-8, and your plain everyday 1-8, but no 10-12s.

[Nanaki]

yup. it usually goes like this here
elementary school kindgergarden- Gr.6
junior high Gr. 7-9
(sometimes you get elementary and junior highs merged)
high school Gr. 10-12

[Melchior]

K-4 (elementry)
5-6 (Intermediate)
7-8 (Middle)
9-12 (High)

[Richard]

Wow. Thats... just... weird (not yours Melchior)

[Otaku16]

its not that wierd richard in japan thats how it is devieded as well.. also japanese go to school year round. (i had no idea Canada had it deviede up that way as well.. but i'm not sure about the year round thing)

[Richard]

I know. I just like to make fun of people who aren't EXACTLY LIKE ME.

Actually, I don't. Its just fun to say that and make myself look like an ass.

[Nanaki]

HAH we dont go to school year round, nor do we go to school on saturdays.... crazy japo's!

[CloudCobain]

Texas has made other contributions to the world. Just not very useful ones.

[Richard]

We're switching to year 'round schooling soon. Doesn't affect me, but it affects the kids I will have one day.