My movie.

[Spice]

Don't laugh.

http://www.squarextreme.com/kayla/MOV01742.MPG

[Tedronai]

you. are. cut off. from. the crank.

Funny tho.. :P Gave me quite a good laugh.

[K-9]

OMG... -.- Cancel the Academy Awards, this film just won em all.

[Richard]

I love it =)

[Knodr]

Homestar Runner on crack!

[Cid Highwind]

Funny +1 :P

[Sonsquidku V.2]

Mmm... I won't lie to you.

[Richard]

Homestar Runner on crack!

Exactly what I was thinking when I saw it =)

[Blade]

When I first watched it, I was thoroughly impressed. Yet now, as I view it again, I am plagued with numerous unanswered questions:

Why is Pie angry? I could see why he would be angry if he was, say, a lemon merangue, or perhaps strawberry and rhubarb, but it isn't stated as to what kind he is.

Also, why is Stanley so stupid? Was he beaten as a child, and therefore has brain damage?

What calibre gun was used, and how did Pie pull the trigger if normal pies are inanimate? Is he a new breed of super sentient pies, with 3.14 times the intelliegence of a normal pie?

I demand a sequel.

[Spice]

Why the God is this stu'k'd?

Just a curious question :)

[animeshounen]

*rolls eyes*

Cause anything Kayla wants, Kayla gets...

In any case, I might as well take this time to post my movie idea.


Anyone who has read my buddyprofile in depth knows this story.


I call this movie….

THE PASSION OF THE BEES


Okay, the beginning of the movie starts out like any old movie, with opening credits.
The soundtrack is overamplfied sounds of screaming crack babies and mating howler monkeys
The crowd shuffles in as the matinee slaves close the doors and bolt them, ensuring no one may escape
After 45 minutes of the soundtrack, people get restless and try to leave, realizing they cannot
The movie finally begins, and opens with a scene of a child in his bed

Now, before I go any further, I wanna remind you that this part in the movie is very similar to “The Lost World-Jurassic Park”

The child is sleeping, and wakes up to a crunching noise, he goes to the window to see what is going on.
A T-Rex-like monster is standing right in front of his window, staring him down.
If this movie was made about 14 years ago, I would have called for Maculay Caulkin to be the lil child,
But unfortunately, he is dead….or just old….I’m not sure.

Anyway…
The audience chuckles because of the humor of the situation. Because, you see, people like violence,
Especially pointless violence…it makes them laugh

Well, some may call me sadistic and cruel, but the movie must go on

Anyway, the monster puts the child in his mouth and crunches down on him
By this time, the audience is in hysterics, because, Americans love pointless violence
Of course, I hate people who laugh at violence, so they are taught a lesson

The sound effects, naturally, are meat filled condoms being slapped together with great force
This scene ensues for about two minutes, and there are still a few people laughing
10 minutes pass, and the monster is still chewing on the kid, and he is still alive

The audience is silent


NEXT SCENE


25 MINUTES OF SOMEONE VOMITING FROM THEIR OWN ASS,
THEN TURNING AROUND AND SNEEZING CONSTANTLY UNTIL HE PASSES OUT


NEXT SCENE

THE LOOOOOOVE SCENE

Now, I’m sure all of you are very familiar with love scenes, and know that they are usually very sensual.
Mine isn’t.



The girl, we’ll just call her sex-hole, approaches the guy….we’ll call him sex-hole-filler (SHF)
Or Sally and Randy.
I think the actors for this scene will have to be a transvestite/girl/horse/broomstick and some pretty boy actor that everyone hates. How about….Hilary Duff?

Anyway, Hilary is in the bathroom, shaving her tongue hair and waxing her chest, when Randy comes in and makes sexual gestures to her.
Randy is half aborigine,
So the gestures include feeding her the penis of a striped donkey and cutting off her fingertips
We don’t know why this happens, but it wastes some time.
And me likes wasting time.

Anyway, they become naked, but Sally becomes sick and vomits uncontrollably
It doesn’t do any good at this moment to explain, so I’ll turn it briefly over to dialogue

Sally: “Oh god, I vomited on myself”
Randy: “That’s okay, baby, I likes it like that”

….Riveting.

Anyway,
What occurs at this moment is the most obscure, heinous act against nature ever witnessed by human eyes.

Lemme put it this way.

You know that sound you get when you stir macaroni and cheese?

That’s it

OVERAMPLIFED

Close-ups of numerous veins are nice, too.

Anyway, anyone in the audience at this point who hasn’t shot, burned, or hung himself watch in horror as the love scene continues.
The scene ends, and everyone breaths a sigh of relief. The ones alive, anyway. Or not vomiting.
Wait, I forgot the ending dialogue

Randy: “Was It good for you?”
Sally: “I’ve had better”

End scene


FINAL SCENE

AN hour and a half of a disgustingly cute sing-a-long song sung by a moose with numerous head ornaments on and a bat in a tuxedo. The same notes are sung over and over again in repetition, each being louder then the last. There are no words, cause as you know, bats and moose don’t know English.

End movie

Credits consist of people walking onto the screen and exploding in front of the camera, one by one, for three hours.


Ermm....yeah, thats it.

[Blade]

Dude, that is BEST @@@@ing movie I've ever heard of.

If I had two thumbs, I'd try and give you three thumbs up. Unfortunately, I have FOUR, so I'll give you SEVEN.

[Spice]

*rolls eyes*

Cause anything Kayla wants, Kayla gets...



Ah Alex, I wish you would talk to me about things like this. However, I do not wish to turn this into a flame war, nor do I have anything bad to say about you. I'm not going to bore you with my life story one what kind of things I "get." I'm sorry you feel I'm a spoiled brat, however I am completely unaffected. No hard feelings either, K?

This thread is closed; I think all members have commented here or on AIM.

Advice to Shounen: Make your own thread about your movie. It will get the attention it deserves.

This thread is unstuck. My art is no better than anyone else's... it was just a curious question.